A story about a snail.
So my friend Ashley decided she wanted to keep a snail as a pet. She did all kinds of research. Learned they are hermaphrodites, eat her cat’s food in the morning, are nocturnal, and many other neat facts. She caught herself a baby and kept it in a little moist terrarium with plenty of snail-safe food and water.
One day he escaped. I shit you not, the motherfuckin snail escaped.
She was worried about him, wondering if he could survive in her room. Both of us were kind of baffled at how a snail could run away, but he did. Until about a week later.
She found him, in between her bookshelf. It had eaten several holes in her books. If you didn’t know, snails can eat just about anything.
Ashley decided to let the little guy go. But she learned a lot from this experience, and so did I.
Don’t fuck with snails.
Snails are motherfuckin metal.
wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch
This is so embarrassing as to how absolutely false and incorrect this is.
“american” isn’t even a language…this right here is why we as a country are seen to be so stupid.
“this right here is why we as a country are seen to be so stupid.”
i’d appreciate it if my friends acted a little more like my friends
telling me you’re here for me via tumblr and skype is totally cool but??? i’d like it if you were there for me in real life when i feel like bursting into tears and desperately want…
im sorry but maybe im just not i mean i try to go back but when you say that we’re not here for you when im legitimately trying… it hurts. i quit. keep my sweatshirt.
jesus fuck my life i think im gonna play some more sonic.
